Thursday, February 17, 2011

Single and Fabulous!!!

He's a moron.  That's the worst bit of it.  Okay, there are a lot of bad bits of it, but it's also like - really?  You thought you would get away with that?  I guess he did.  Moron.  You know what else sucks?  It is all so unoriginal.  He has to work late.  Dinner with clients.  Coming home stinking of PERFUME - is this a bad 80s soap?  Unsaved number on his phone that calls 65 million times a day and sends texts like "u+ixxx" .... I mean really?  Right?!!?!?  The wife who pretended to go to sleep with him after his "client dinner" then got up in the middle of the night, smelled his shirt, checked his messages, woke him up and threw him out.  And changed the locks.  Låssmed.  Who knew?  I'm not leaving this apartment.  I made this apartment nice and he doesn't even know where anything his.  Eff him.  Go stay with your girlfriend.  He went.  He hardly even argued with me.  That sucks.  Is it worse that he didn't bother to deny it?  He was shocked I had any idea.  I think he didn't even have time to make something up - this is what I mean: moron.  You're going to have an affair, you're going to have a story ready, right??  Or does he think I'm the moron that he would never need an excuse because I'd never wonder why he reads some Swedish blog or wonder why his secretary is weird with me or his personality changes overnight?  Moving a continent is a big change and all, but I'm pretty sure I didn't have a lobotomy on the plane so I don't know why he did.  It's so OBNOXIOUS to be so moronic and unoriginal.  You think he told her I don't understand him?  That we don't sleep together any more?  That I let myself go?  Yeah.  I think he did.  Because he's reading this whole damn thing off an episode of 90210 or something.  They probably check into hotels as Herr and Frau Smith.   Eff 'em.  I was too good for him when I married him and I'm twenty times too good for him now.  I don't even feel sad, right now.  I feel like I've been on a rollercoaster going up the huge big loop for months now, inching up and up and getting slower and slower and almost slipping backwards and now I finally reached the top and I'm just about to WOOOOOSSSHHH upside down and looping round and corkscrewing and my hair is going to go wild and I'll probably puke but it's better than sitting stuck up there at the top waiting to drop like I have been for months.  OhioGirl is single and fabulous, watch the eff out world.

7 comments:

Trillingnöten said...

what an asshole! I am glad you did what you did! You are awesome! He is a moron and he doesn't understand what you sacrificed to come here with him. He is an idiot and you have every right to be upset and angry!

Ms.Bennet said...

Hi, I hope you don't mind me commenting, I read tpf and so saw your blog and love your tales about Sweden, and just wanted to say that you should be so proud of yourself, you are obviously a very strong woman relocating to another continent and to a country that speaks a different language that you are unfamiliar with. I am quite saddened that your husband doesn't seem to grasp te sacrifices you have made for him, but then I have maintained that men are simply stupid.
I hope everything works out and that you can be happy, whether he realises he has been a dolt or not, your stength through this has been inspirational. Hey maybe Skarsie will decide to pop in for a visit and you will run into him at the supermarket too! *hugs*

Shrl said...

Congratulations on being single. Life is about to begin for you! x

Ett stenkast från Fyndet said...

What a jerk! Good you got rid of him. Did he really think he could pull this one off with you?

Reading her blogg, she seems to be a few cans short of a sixpack.

Ulrika said...

Sorry to hear that...:(

d said...

ugh. You are very strong. You deserve better. Much better.

OhioGirl said...

Thank you so much all of you! I've got the best cyber ladies ever ;-)