Single and Fabulous!!!

He's a moron.  That's the worst bit of it.  Okay, there are a lot of bad bits of it, but it's also like - really?  You thought you would get away with that?  I guess he did.  Moron.  You know what else sucks?  It is all so unoriginal.  He has to work late.  Dinner with clients.  Coming home stinking of PERFUME - is this a bad 80s soap?  Unsaved number on his phone that calls 65 million times a day and sends texts like "u+ixxx" .... I mean really?  Right?!!?!?  The wife who pretended to go to sleep with him after his "client dinner" then got up in the middle of the night, smelled his shirt, checked his messages, woke him up and threw him out.  And changed the locks.  Låssmed.  Who knew?  I'm not leaving this apartment.  I made this apartment nice and he doesn't even know where anything his.  Eff him.  Go stay with your girlfriend.  He went.  He hardly even argued with me.  That sucks.  Is it worse that he didn't bother to deny it?  He was shocked I had any idea.  I think he didn't even have time to make something up - this is what I mean: moron.  You're going to have an affair, you're going to have a story ready, right??  Or does he think I'm the moron that he would never need an excuse because I'd never wonder why he reads some Swedish blog or wonder why his secretary is weird with me or his personality changes overnight?  Moving a continent is a big change and all, but I'm pretty sure I didn't have a lobotomy on the plane so I don't know why he did.  It's so OBNOXIOUS to be so moronic and unoriginal.  You think he told her I don't understand him?  That we don't sleep together any more?  That I let myself go?  Yeah.  I think he did.  Because he's reading this whole damn thing off an episode of 90210 or something.  They probably check into hotels as Herr and Frau Smith.   Eff 'em.  I was too good for him when I married him and I'm twenty times too good for him now.  I don't even feel sad, right now.  I feel like I've been on a rollercoaster going up the huge big loop for months now, inching up and up and getting slower and slower and almost slipping backwards and now I finally reached the top and I'm just about to WOOOOOSSSHHH upside down and looping round and corkscrewing and my hair is going to go wild and I'll probably puke but it's better than sitting stuck up there at the top waiting to drop like I have been for months.  OhioGirl is single and fabulous, watch the eff out world.