Thursday, February 17, 2011

I hope she doesn’t know he’s married.  Because I hope he never had to talk about me.  The thought of them being "together" bothers me less than the thought of him being all like ‘my wife was hot and fun when we married but...’. 

Which reminds me, I paid Eric upfront for six months out of his account today.  I don’t think he’s the kind of guy who will cut  me off but I didn’t think he was the kind of guy who would dive headfirst into some Swedish girl’s pants as soon as we got off the plane, so what do I know.   

I don’t know for sure that it’s Miss Soder blog girl, some of the details add up, others don’t.  It’s probably her but I don’t know. Our conversation didn’t exactly include names and personal particulars.  More curse words and screaming.  Is that the last conversation I’m ever going to have with him?   I want to know so that I can call her up and say just so you know, I’m really fun and cool.  And maybe I’m about to have an affair with my personal trainer who is way hotter than my sloppy seconds you ended up with.  Just so you know.


BB13 said...

Go girl!
That's the right attitude.

She'll never be safe of him because of the way she got him in the first place. He could pull the same thing with her what he did to you. So you're better off without him.
Congrats! Sweden and Europe is fun. You'll find an awesome Swede (*wink Eric wink*).

Kalas Lotta said...

At least you can forget about the bloging girl, she is not the one. Her Mr Handsome is Swedish and not married according to her blog.

OhioGirl said...

Thanks! 'according to her blog' might be the key words here. Maybe.