A lot of people have been reading this blog a while.
Can I ask you one thing?
Do I seem crazy to you? Do I seem mentally unhinged or unstable or flat out lost my marbles? I get mad, sure, I don't think I ever denied that but I think I had a right when what happened happened, no? I like my gossip and celebrities, sure, but does anyone here think that my "list" is anything more than a joke? Do you feel like you should warn the guys on it that I might be after them?? Do you? Seriously, please tell me.
Because that's basically what the %$£&* I used to be married to is telling people. And people who have known me a long time, are ALEGEDLY believing him. Because I guess when your wife is kerAZY you get to go off with hot young Swedish things and people SYMPATHIZE with you and think it's a good thing that you are finally getting to have a little fun and relaxation in your life after WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH BEING MARRIED TO A CRAZY PERSON.
But can someone tell me seriously one thing that makes me crazy? That I have too much respect for myself to put up with his %£$&$@& and I chucked him out the MINUTE I found out? Even though people here advised me to consider giving him another chance I knew that he had blown all trust and respect between us and I AM BETTER THAN THAT. Okay fine the balcony scene was a little out there when I locked him out the apartment BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME?!?! And more than that, WAS I THE ONLY PERSON A PART OF THAT SITUATION??
Apparently so. Apparently the guy whose been flirting it up at parties with desperate wannabe actresses and whatnot and moved in with his SECRETARY (he can't even be ORIGINAL!!!) is a terrible victim in all this and PEOPLE FEEL SORRY FOR HIM. MY EX FRIEND came over to bring me back home FOR MY OWN GOOD. Because I can't cope I guess, being crazy and all. Do I seem to any of you I can't cope? Because everyone in the world would be totally fine and immediately confident moving to a new country where they SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE and also their husband leaving them? I'm weird because I had a few little wobbles over that?
And the fact that I thought it was a little bit cool we were having lunch near a true to life movie star makes me even more whacko. I guess I am retreating into a fantasy life to deny the reality of what is happening to me. I guess I am! I guess I SERIOUSLY think that a MOVIE STAR is FOLLOWING me around his neighborhood tyring to get me to marry his son!! I guess I seriously meant that and it wasn't a JOKE which people tell sometimes because it's fUNY. It's not exactly my fault they took out her sense of humor along with all the fat in her thighs! Guess those lipo machines go a little out of control sometimes N'EST PAS?