Swedes sure do like their rules. Which, I guess is their right like no doubt 57,000 commenters will tell me whenever I breathe a word about where I live, but really, they like a LOT of rules. They all know them. I think that there is some special compound where Swedish babies are taken and taught all the Rules of Life, and then they all have to go back once every three weeks to be tested to make sure they didn't forget anything.
Because, sometimes I screw up in America. Sometimes I get in the wrong line or make a stupid joke that was funny in my head and everyone is like "woah, not appropriate" or whatever. Because I am human and not perfect.
But, everyone in Sweden is perfect all the time. They all know exactly what to do every single second and don't even ask questions and never interupt each other or show up at a party wearing the wrong thing.... ever. And if anybody does screw up, they look at them like they just scraped them off their shoe.
Which is ironic, because they don't every wear their shoes inside. I mean, in your own home is one thing I guess, but a stranger when I don't know how clean they are? Or I'm wearing socks that aren't exactly for public consumption, and it's like, give me a break!!!